Unique creations to capture attention
Brass Monkey brings a twist to the world of pens with its unique vintage-inspired creations: floating pens that are sure to capture the attention of everyone who passes them. These unusual writing instruments stand out for their ability to animate words as you interact, a feature that is as fun as it is functional.
Humorous visual representation
Perfect for those who excel at the art of procrastination, these floating pens offer a fun way to show your colleagues your innate talent for procrastinating on tasks. The words on the pen appear to dance and subtly change as you interact with the instrument, creating a humorous visual representation of procrastination. A mischievous nod to those who have mastered the art of postponing the inevitable.
Dynamic movements for pros
For the professional and determined mind, these floating pens also provide a platform to assert your expertise. Whether you're in a meeting, in class, or just taking notes, these unique pens are a stylish way to show everyone who's the best. Their dynamic movements add a touch of liveliness to every word you put on paper, showcasing your professionalism in style.
- includes two pens
- pen 1: procrastinator (which transforms into Mastercrastinator when used)
- pen 2: professional (which transforms into Adequateprofessional when used)
| Description | Imperial | Metric |
|---|---|---|
| Length | 6" | 15.2cm |
- Avoid cleaning with abrasive products.
- Product colors may vary slightly from those displayed on your screen.
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